SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED
THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
burger king gonna kill us all
please watch this cat talking to her babies
if any of my posts deserved to get a lot of notes its this one
This was all I needed today. Thank you, Tumblr.
"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"
i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet
What a waste of space.
did you just