no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
“Who cares what orientation/race/gender they are”
BECAUSE A GROUP OF PEOPLE HAS A HIGHER CHANCE OF BEING MURDERED BASED ON THOSE THINGS THAT’S WHY
this woman had her sidewalk stolen
a slab of concrete
2 men stole her goddamn sidewalk
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
current mood: the bartender from soul eater
current mood: the bartender from durrara
THE FROZONE ONE THO
The most amusing thing is this IS exactly how the BBC report on practically everything.
this was exactly like watching the BBC news oh my god
I am DYING.
do you think they have a sale on or?
THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES