Holy Hand Grenade

tocifer:

sixpathsofdick:

tocifer:

sixpathsofdick:

Naruto had sex with a Dorito their child’s name is Narito

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what the fuck is tHIS?!

Narito x Sasuke Ucheeto

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

Klaus Badelt vs Jeremy Soule. - Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup.
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masyafassassin:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

thegeekmaster:

derpscream:

Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.

(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)

Oh

My

God

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HOLY SHIT

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i literally threw my computer across the loveseat when i heard this. its so epicly beautiful.

HOLY SHIT, I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

gentlemanbones:

Dunsparce is ready to love again.

gentlemanbones:

Dunsparce is ready to love again.

i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity
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beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

 - Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
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thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

tastefullyoffensive:

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spvrrow:

when you hate your life and you want to hate it even more:

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awwww-cute:

Where did my treat go?

awwww-cute:

Where did my treat go?