bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

hipsville:

“Who cares what orientation/race/gender they are” 

BECAUSE A GROUP OF PEOPLE HAS A HIGHER CHANCE OF BEING MURDERED BASED ON THOSE THINGS THAT’S WHY

10knotes:

okatu:

this woman had her sidewalk stolen

a slab of concrete

was stolen

2 men stole her goddamn sidewalk

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

biodeamon:

polterghast:

current mood: the bartender from soul eater

current mood: the bartender from durrara

serasvictorianolifequeen:

THE FROZONE ONE THO

marielikestodraw:

ibeggedformercytwice:

purpleyin:

The most amusing thing is this IS exactly how the BBC report on practically everything.

this was exactly like watching the BBC news oh my god

I am DYING.

vasolube:

do you think they have a sale on or?

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES