What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold?
No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.
i sell unbelievable combs.
you dont need drugs to have fun
don’t tell me drugs aren’t involved in this
changing the date on your paper so your teacher doesn’t think you’re a procrastinator
I cant stop taking pictures of myself. Ff
Will Shakes Spears